Twinfamy

the epic blog of a father of twins

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Mind’s Eye

February 13, 2017

…in which Our Hero’s Son transcends time and space.
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Simple Pleasures

August 2, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Son shares His favorite thing about starting kindergarten.
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The First Day of Twindergarten

August 1, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Twins embark on a quest for knowledge, truth, and each other’s company.
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The Only Times My Son Needs to Poop: An Exhaustive List

July 5, 2016

…in which Our Hero must drop everything so His Son can drop “everything.”
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The Tooth Query

June 28, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Daughter totally destroys that fresh-from-the-dentist feeling.
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That’s Not What It’s Called

January 27, 2016

…in which Our Hero double-checks the parental controls.
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Hutt’s New

January 14, 2016

…in which Our Hero rejoins the human experience and kinda sorta makes a New Year’s Resolution.
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So Many Adults

January 13, 2016

…in which Our Hero’s Twins become (il)legal adults.
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